Well, things have not been going well. It's Spring, the time of the year when I usually get overbooked. Well, not anymore.
The great Andy Warhol once said, " I want to be a machine." In the beginning of the 1980's, he hired many scientists to create a robot duplicate of himself. However, the technicians at the time could never succeed at what seems like the impossible. Not until now, when I contacted my friend in AP Calculus about my worrying situation, or situations. Hence, he acknowledged my predicament, and he invented a robot clone of me to do my homework while I run track or to substitute for me when I'm ill. I can't believe I can now do nothing while my clone takes care of it all. I'll bet most of you hard-workers are jealous of me!
Well, April Fools to all, and blah, blah, blah.